If you're still alive in 2015, mosey on down to your local literary shoppe and pick up the Mauve Issue of the Fairy Tale Review. The kind folks there have accepted my story, "The Whole Thing Up Till Now," for publication. It's about choices, boxes, and gnomic old men! Thanks, FTR!
Everybody skips "Ignoreland," right?
The new Sonora Review is available for purchase here. You'll find a story called "The Micropedia of You and Me," which is something I did. If you happen upon it on your travels, put down some quarters and take it home with you.
I promise you won't be sorry.